Are you struggling to keep your code just on the wrong side of crappy? Are you worried that the software you’re working on might not lead to at least a decade of lucrative bug-fixing and support? Or maybe you just want to know where the smart Mortgage-driven Software Developers are holidaying this year?
My name’s Keith Bank-Account. I’m a fellow of the Institute of Mortgage-driven Software Development and a Certified Refuctoring Advanced Practitioner, and I know every trick in the book for keeping code nice and unmaintainable without attracting the attention of your boss.
Got a question about refactoring, MDSD and CRAP? Leave a comment and I’ll try to help.